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Welcome to $TULIP — The Only Bubble You’ll Thank Us For

Experience the ultimate meme coin

In 1637, a bunch of fancy-hatted Dutchmen lost their life savings bidding on flowers.

Not gold. Not land. Not fine cheeses.
Flowers. 🌸
One guy sold his house for a single striped tulip bulb.
Another traded a herd of goats, a boat, and his dignity for one petal-packed promise of eternal riches.
Then?
The market imploded faster than you can say “it’s just a healthy correction.”
They lost everything… except their impeccable floral taste.

💀✨ Fast forward to today.

We’re bringing it back.

$TULIP is a decentralized homage to humanity’s most beautiful financial disaster.
It’s bold. It’s absurd.
It’s what happens when you mix meme culture, FOMO, and a total disregard for historical caution.

So plant your tokens, water your dreams, and prepare to bloom harder than anyone ever asked for.
Because this time... it’s definitely, probably, almost certainly different. 🚀🌷

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🌷 $TULIP - The OG Bubble 🌷

His Royal Highness, King FOMO

👑 “Hear me now, noble degen peasants of the realm! I, King FOMO the First of Floor Price, decree: ye shall sell thy goats, thy grandma’s wedding ring, and even thy beloved ledger wallet — for the petals have whispered secrets to the charts, and the prophecy is clear...
$TULIP SHALL ONLY GO UP.
Forever.
Always.
Unless it doesn’t — but we don’t talk about that.*

Let not fear nor fundamentals guide thee. Nay!
Let dopamine, Twitter threads, and anonymous influencers with raccoon avatars lead thy financial journey!
Plant thy bags, screameth at the moon, and remember:

“He who panic sells first, buys back last — at a 400% markup.”

Now go, my sweet peasants — FOMO with honor. 🌷📈🧄 🌷📈👑

One bulb to rule them all!"

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🌷 Stories from the first speculative bubble in history🌷

$TULIP 🌷
Embrace the meme that started it all!

“BUY THE BULB! ” 🚀🌷📈

And just like that… pop 💥
You’ve got peasants crying over petal charts, nobles hiding from creditors, and a whole nation staring at a garden like, “Wait... we did what!?”

Truly, it was the first-ever FOMO-fueled financial fever dream — no utility, just vibes. And somehow, even 400 years later, it still hits too close to home. 😭🌷

Join the tulip revolution
Embrace the original meme coin era

🌷 $TULIPNOMICS

Dev Wallet 8%For building, bug fixing, and impulse llama purchases 🦙

Liquidity Pool 26.66%Where we keep the chaos hydrated 💧

Peasant Redistribution Fund 21%Sent to holders every time someone panic sells in tears 😭

Marketing 10%TikToks, skywriting, blimps over crypto conferences 🪂

Community Farming 15%Stake your tulips, harvest hopes 🌱

“Spiritual Growth” Reserve 4.2%For cult ceremonies, flower-shaped robes, and enlightenment 💫

Royal Treasury (King FOMO) 8.77%For $TULIP throne upgrades, flaming scepters, and emergency goat bailouts 🐐🔥

Rug-Proof Rug Insurance 1%Just in case 👀

$TULIP whitepaper 🌷

"Buckle Up Nerds, Gud Tech Straight To A $Billy"

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🌷 Join the bloom 🌷

🌷 Dive into the wild world of $TULIP

🌷 sell your goat, your car, your wife, your cat and your kidney if you have too

🌷Obviously not financial advise, sort of maybe not really

🌷Buy the top, sell the bottom and panick in between... but bro them petals are pretty

🌷WAGB - WE ARE GONNA BLOOM

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🗺️ ROADMAP TO THE BLOOM (AND INEVITABLE BUBBLE)

🌱 Q1: SEEDING THE MANIA

✅ Website launched (hosted on a potato-powered Raspberry Pi)

✅ Whitepaper written in Comic Sans, sealed with a wax tulip stamp

✅ Launched $TULIP token on-chain via gas fees paid in vintage wine

✅ First DAO proposal: Should we fund a solid gold watering can? (Passes unanimously)

🌷 Q2: HYPEGERMINATION STAGE

🌍 TulipSwap goes live — trade $TULIP for ancient coins, NFTs of flowers, or small farm animals

🎉 Launch $TULIP Tuesdays — weekly community ritual where holders scream at the moon for better price action
🪙 Tokenomics 2.0 released, now with 400% more confusion
📦 Merch drop: royal robes, petal-printed parachutes, and a “RUG ME DADDY” hoodie

🌺 Q3: GLOBAL BLOOMSPLOSION

🗽 Times Square Takeover with Tulipzilla — tokens airdropped via confetti cannon
🎭 Broadway Musical: "HODL: The Tulip Story" opens for one night only
📜 Historical NFT series launched — 1:1 recreations of 1637 tulip receipts that bankrupted families
🦄 Strategic partnership with $UNICORNCOIN to launch hybrid flower-animal token $TULIPORN

🌹 Q4: FULL PETAL DOMINANCE

🪐 Expansion to the Metaverse — players can farm tulips and FOMO in 3D
📉 Short squeeze orchestrated on actual flower markets
🏦 Launch TulipBank — deposit petals, earn “interest” in tulip memes

🚀 TULIP ROCKET launched into actual space (by accident, financed via goat raffle)

🔄 If everything crashes: rebrand to $TURNIP, pivot to food security

🎇 Bonus Milestone:

If $TULIP hits a $10B market cap, King FOMO personally knighthoods one lucky holder in a live Twitch stream using a flaming scepter 🌷🔥⚔️

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